s n o w ~ d a y

ZThemes

isafeye:

Everyone who suffers from social anxiety needs a friend who will

  1. help them order food when it’s too scary
  2. walk with them through crowded places
  3. help them laugh it off when they make a mistake
  4. not get tired of answering “no, you’re not annoying, silly goose! You’re adorable and I love you” no matter how many times it’s needed

and if you’re that friend, bless u for being fab <3

picklespickleyama:

bronzebasilisk:

fan-troll:

lord-kitschener:

jimblespage:

jolys:

caterjunes:

spiffymuffin:

yunghau5:

3dboyfriends:

smashbrethren:

prostheticknowledge:

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

accidently:

im running for student council

accidently:

im running for student council

revenge-of-the-sock-puppets:

tattooposer:

wait what

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER BEEN A PART OF ON TUMBLR MY LIFE IS WORTH IT.

revenge-of-the-sock-puppets:

tattooposer:

wait what

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER BEEN A PART OF ON TUMBLR MY LIFE IS WORTH IT.

iguanamouth:

anyway howd he get in there

internetexplorers:

100wordlimit:

internetexplorers:

if i get hit by a car i won’t have to go to school

my friend got hit by a car
he still went to school

what a nerd

salmonidblue:

"What’s your favorite album?"image

gorbachevs-birthmark:

THE BEAST DEMANDS SACRIFICE

gorbachevs-birthmark:

THE BEAST DEMANDS SACRIFICE

gryffinewt:

when your friend makes a vague post and you’re worried it’s about you cause if it was it’d be true 

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crimsonbladealex:

jimdoesntcarrey:

we’ve spent 7 weeks in a photoshop class at school and this is all my friend has to show for it

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Time well spent.

nippled:

annoying online and irl

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